Programmer

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.

Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

by flip_master_harambe May 09, 2021

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Android

A computer virus made for linux kernel by Google to steal your data.

iOS users: Why don't you get an iPhone?
Android users: Android might be a pile of shit, but it's a better pile of shit.

by flip_master_harambe May 09, 2021

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iPhone

An pathetically overpriced smartphone made with backdated, non standard and cheap material. Softwares are also utterly garbage. Only Steve Jobs simps buy this pile of shit.

Android user: Why the fuck you use iPhone? Stop using it.
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay

by flip_master_harambe May 09, 2021

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C++

Clusterfuck Pro Max™

I'd rather flip bits one by one with my bare hands hands than coding in C++. At least I won't lose my sanity.

by flip_master_harambe April 15, 2022

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which'll

Contraction of "which will".

(Yes it is a real word. Simply 'cause people use it. Unfortunately for y'all, your fourth grade grammar teacher doesn't get to choose what's right English or whats wrong English. Infact there's nothing such as wrong English. Ask a linguistist, the'll say all language and it's variations are equally correct and valid. No cap.)

Don't be a fucking prescriptivist. Linguists are all descriptivist. Be like that. Which'll help you as well.

by flip_master_harambe January 03, 2023

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