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"Hey dave, have you heard that Windows 11 is adding ads on the start menu?"
"Fucking Winshit"

:(){:|:&};: 

If you are on Linux or Mac, open terminal and paste this. You'll be delighted. If you're on Windows, lol.
:(){:|:&};:

which'll 

Contraction of "which will".

(Yes it is a real word. Simply 'cause people use it. Unfortunately for y'all, your fourth grade grammar teacher doesn't get to choose what's right English or whats wrong English. Infact there's nothing such as wrong English. Ask a linguistist, the'll say all language and it's variations are equally correct and valid. No cap.)
Don't be a fucking prescriptivist. Linguists are all descriptivist. Be like that. Which'll help you as well.
which'll by flip_master_harambe January 3, 2023
I'd rather flip bits one by one with my bare hands hands than coding in C++. At least I won't lose my sanity.
C++ by flip_master_harambe April 15, 2022

Programmer 

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.
Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.
An pathetically overpriced smartphone made with backdated, non standard and cheap material. Softwares are also utterly garbage. Only Steve Jobs simps buy this pile of shit.
Android user: Why the fuck you use iPhone? Stop using it.
iPhone user: but Steve Jobs...
Android user: U gay