His forepenis is aching.
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by Mike72324 November 21, 2013
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2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
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2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008
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by Morgan Brock March 19, 2009
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Get the Firepenis mug.A spontaneous impulse to take an immediate, unplanned action to a given situation, which in retrospect proves to be the most beneficial action for that given situation. It's what people feel when they say "something told me..." It's also referred to as a "hunch" or "gut feeling".
When I opened up the present and saw it was my favorite DVD, I understood why I felt the foresense a week earlier not to buy it for myself when I was at the store.
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