Footpenis

1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".

"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."

by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008

Footpenis

The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.

Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.

by CelineDion November 1, 2008

John Footpenis

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.

Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !

by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

Gangrenous Frogpenis

The hero of a comic in which a frog with a humble job as a shit scooper at a local vet's, comes in contact with radioactive feces and gets gangrene on his dick. He also gets superpowers such as the ability to mold said phallus into anything from a blunt death club to a functional LAAG antiaircraft gun, just liek the one in Halo, complete with seminal ammunition. But he only has three days with which to use his distorted tool to save the entire world from a messy death by the Concordia people.

Gangrenous Frogpenis is my hero! I want to be just like him!

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 15, 2004

foot-penis

after having some hot and heavy sex for large durations of time, all the blood has rushed from the feet to the penis makin your feet icy as death....

ya after that 3 hours of awesome sex, not even socks could keep my from foot-penis from giving her chills

by sir cock December 30, 2010

trench foot penis

After excessive unprotected sexual encounters, one may develop skin lesions or other unwanted afflictions on the member. These afflictions can cause reproductive harm or damage other bodily functions, as well as being extremely painful.

I just bedded three women in one day, now I have trench foot penis.

by Hussanut June 21, 2019

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019