1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008

The condition of having a freakish penis-like toe that grows out of your foot about two or three inches higher than the rest of your toes.
Yo, mothafucka, check that footpenis out. I could suck on that nappy ass chuckwad til the motherfuckin Rapture, mothafucka.
by CelineDion November 01, 2008

Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !
by Mike72324 November 21, 2013
