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A name given to a freebie penis often worn by newbies on Second Life.
"Dude, put your freenis away. That thing isn't attractive"
Freenis by Macbeth the Wonderslave November 30, 2009

Filipenis 

Damn, these filipenis are ruining our group with their cringe ass memes
Filipenis by anickname October 25, 2022

filipenis 

Contrary to Professor Anon's definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the Internet is infested by Filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average Filipino's penis is nowhere near 7.5 inches.

It is still close to the average Asian penis size, which is 5.5 inches in length.

Spanish and American blood contrary to popular Filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the Filipino population.

If you think the reason there's a lot of Filipinos with white women in America compared to other Asian men is because of their penis size, you are sorely mistaken. Unlike men, not all women measure a man's worth by how big their penises are.

So if you're Filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your dick is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don't be. Most likely your dick size is close to the median. Just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.
Filipino Dude: Man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!

Filipino Dude 2: Yeah dude, it's because Filipinos have big dicks man. It's the Spanish/American blood in us! Filipenis ftw!!

Filipino Dude 3: No, you're wrong. He has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the balls to ask her out while you two sit around playing DoTA or WoW on your computers 24-7. Get a life. Filipenis is mostly only 5.5 inches long.

Filipino Dude 1 & 2: ...
filipenis by apersonwhoknows December 1, 2010
A big harry dick like the one that Raza Syed had in the classic movie Harold and Kumar 2: Escape to Guantanamo Bay.
The young boys furpenis got tangled up in the porn stars braces.
Furpenis by Morgan Brock March 19, 2009

Facepenis 

Facepenis is a term used to describe everything wrong with the Cornell University school of engineering. Depending on context it can be synonymous with clusterfuck, but can also be used as an expletive. In conversation it is usually shortened to simply "face."
Cornell Engineer 1: Hey, did you see the mean on that last math prelim?

Cornell Engineer 2: Yeah, it was facepenis.

filapenis 

Albanian word for filipino because they don't know no better, and can't pronounce it right.
Hey filapenis, come over here!
filapenis by Juan Valdez October 9, 2004