footching

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

by MarishConners July 31, 2012

Vegan eel footing

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

a frothing

Collective noun for a group of conservatives.

A frothing of conservatives came out to follow the candidate after he asked for their support against what he called an onslaught of communists.

by paulpaxman August 14, 2012

Gorilla Footing

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

by Burd D June 29, 2020

frothing loins

When a woman is in an optimal state of arousal.

Petunia has frothing loins for Melvin.

by jrm402 September 10, 2010

frothing

To be fully amped. Is the more formal use of the word frothen (pronounced froth'n). Its origins is the yalls(yallingup) area of WA (western Australia) in the surfing community.

mate its solid 4 ft, pitting off its tit, im frothing for it.

by 3ftbearss May 3, 2007

Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.

I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.

by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012