fingertrip

A search through online engines from a computer keyboard or other electronic keypad.
Oh, Caroline? She's off on another one of her fingertrips through Google...
by paulpaxman November 28, 2012
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FL

Condom. Short for "French Letter," a term used for condoms by soldiers during the two Worlds Wars in Europe, but almost never spoken in full.

Spoken as ef-el.
I don't wanna catch the clap but I'm plumb out of bloody FLs.
by paulpaxman September 05, 2009
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altfacto

In fact, or in effect, even though it's veracity is vague at best and truth long since left the room..
Steve Bannon has become the altfacto President of the United States, in place of the elected president Trump, vacillating as he does between tyranny and abdication.
by paulpaxman January 31, 2017
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Ugligarchy

Ugligarchy: An ugligarchy occurs when the worst possible people imaginable are put in charge of running a government.
The Ugligarchy being constructed by Donald Trump and his minions is neither of the people, by the people, nor for the people.
by paulpaxman December 26, 2019
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precariat

Containing the meaning of and combining the two words precarious and proletariat, we arrive at a new word which aptly describes the job insecurity our current generation of graduates must deal with.
While the Wall Street fat-cats toast each others' success with champagne above the fray, the NYPD pick off the precariat protesters with pepper spray in the streets below.
by paulpaxman October 02, 2011
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BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
by paulpaxman January 10, 2017
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ghetto phone

When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.
"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."
by paulpaxman August 21, 2009
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