paulpaxman's definitions

Ugligarchy

Ugligarchy: An ugligarchy occurs when the worst possible people imaginable are put in charge of running a government.

The Ugligarchy being constructed by Donald Trump and his minions is neither of the people, by the people, nor for the people.

by paulpaxman December 26, 2019

altfacto

In fact, or in effect, even though it's veracity is vague at best and truth long since left the room..

Steve Bannon has become the altfacto President of the United States, in place of the elected president Trump, vacillating as he does between tyranny and abdication.

by paulpaxman January 30, 2017

SCROTUM

Acronym for Super Capitalists Ruling Over The Unwashed Masses.

The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

SMEGMA

Acronym for Some Men Egregiously Go Mansplaining Everything.

~ "My boss at work is always taking a really long time to tell me stuff I already know. Really wastes my time and I'm getting SOO sick and tired if it!"

~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

Linen Cabinet

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.

We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.

by paulpaxman November 15, 2016

booze mining

Booze mining is the practice of hiding a quantity of alcohol (and/or drugs) before the security goes up for an outdoor festival (say, like Lollapalooza) by burying it on the grounds, often with a geotag on the location, and digging it up after the show starts.

"What're you doing there?"
~ "I'm digging up my booze, man!"
"Dude, I so thought booze mining was an Urban Legend!"

by paulpaxman July 31, 2016