paulpaxman's definitions

fingertrip

A search through online engines from a computer keyboard or other electronic keypad.

Oh, Caroline? She's off on another one of her fingertrips through Google...

by paulpaxman November 29, 2012

slut license

A prescription for birth control pills.

The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.

by paulpaxman December 18, 2013

BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

laager mentality

The idea that since every man (and his gun) is needed for the common defense of the group, any one man's behavior, short of murder, must be tolerated, even including mild insanity and such serious crimes as rape. (From the Afrikaans voortrekker word 'laager' - a circle of wagons forming a defensive perimeter, as when the days journey was done and the group settled in for the night)

When the cop shot the unarmed perp his buddies closed in with their laager mentality and made a thorough investigation of the facts impossible, intentionally misplacing evidence and confusing investigators.

by paulpaxman October 31, 2010

getting under my skin

Getting on my nerves, making me pissed off.

My boss is really good at getting under my skin with her constant reminding...

by paulpaxman December 2, 2013

SMEGMA

Acronym for Some Men Egregiously Go Mansplaining Everything.

~ "My boss at work is always taking a really long time to tell me stuff I already know. Really wastes my time and I'm getting SOO sick and tired if it!"

~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

the frost is on the pumpkin

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.

When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!

by paulpaxman September 4, 2009