Definitions by paulpaxman
Ugligarchy
Ugligarchy: An ugligarchy occurs when the worst possible people imaginable are put in charge of running a government.
The Ugligarchy being constructed by Donald Trump and his minions is neither of the people, by the people, nor for the people.
Ugligarchy by paulpaxman December 26, 2019
altfacto
In fact, or in effect, even though it's veracity is vague at best and truth long since left the room..
Steve Bannon has become the altfacto President of the United States, in place of the elected president Trump, vacillating as he does between tyranny and abdication.
altfacto by paulpaxman January 30, 2017
SCROTUM
The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.
SCROTUM by paulpaxman January 16, 2017
SMEGMA
~ "My boss at work is always taking a really long time to tell me stuff I already know. Really wastes my time and I'm getting SOO sick and tired if it!"
~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"
~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"
SMEGMA by paulpaxman January 16, 2017
BLOTUS
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
BLOTUS by paulpaxman January 10, 2017
Linen Cabinet
A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.
We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.
Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016
booze mining
Booze mining is the practice of hiding a quantity of alcohol (and/or drugs) before the security goes up for an outdoor festival (say, like Lollapalooza) by burying it on the grounds, often with a geotag on the location, and digging it up after the show starts.
"What're you doing there?"
~ "I'm digging up my booze, man!"
"Dude, I so thought booze mining was an Urban Legend!"
~ "I'm digging up my booze, man!"
"Dude, I so thought booze mining was an Urban Legend!"
booze mining by paulpaxman July 31, 2016