25 definitions by paulpaxman
Condom. Short for "French Letter," a term used for condoms by soldiers during the two Worlds Wars in Europe, but almost never spoken in full.
Spoken as ef-el.
Spoken as ef-el.
by paulpaxman September 5, 2009
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by paulpaxman November 28, 2012
A woman of beauty beyond belief, with infinite patience and love unbounded for children and all other living things, an artist of exquisite skill and talent exceeding all measure, who has the world at her feet yet never fails to gladly suffer fools such as I.
That Annette, she's all over my bones anytime I crash her crib, man, she's the tits, the dope, the bomb, fo'shizzle!
by paulpaxman February 5, 2010
Photo-op feminism is a brand (off-brand?) of the real thing where a poser will do or say anything (especially in front of a television camera) to get herself (okay, sometimes even men do it too) seen or heard as a hero to women everywhere. The more unreal the claim, the more outrageous the behavior.
by paulpaxman October 31, 2009
The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.
by paulpaxman January 16, 2017
Seeing the long list of chores he had written for himself to do in a day, the boy's mother said, "You've got an awful lot on your plate there, son!"
by paulpaxman January 21, 2010