paulpaxman's definitions

Annette

A woman of beauty beyond belief, with infinite patience and love unbounded for children and all other living things, an artist of exquisite skill and talent exceeding all measure, who has the world at her feet yet never fails to gladly suffer fools such as I.

That Annette, she's all over my bones anytime I crash her crib, man, she's the tits, the dope, the bomb, fo'shizzle!

by paulpaxman February 5, 2010

ghetto phone

When the folks next door are screaming bloody murder at each other, they're using the "ghetto phone," that is, they are being so loud everyone in the neighborhood (hood, ghetto) can hear them.

"Get off the ghetto phone and talk nice to me, I ain't done nuthin' that bad that you gotta get all over my shit."

by paulpaxman August 21, 2009

frikkie

South Africa slang for condom.

Ach jonghe, who left his damn frikkie here on the sidewalk.

by paulpaxman August 21, 2009

the frost is on the pumpkin

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.

When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!

by paulpaxman September 4, 2009

FL

Condom. Short for "French Letter," a term used for condoms by soldiers during the two Worlds Wars in Europe, but almost never spoken in full.

Spoken as ef-el.

I don't wanna catch the clap but I'm plumb out of bloody FLs.

by paulpaxman September 4, 2009

on your plate

What you've bitten off to chew; your responsibilities, either given to you or self-imposed.

Seeing the long list of chores he had written for himself to do in a day, the boy's mother said, "You've got an awful lot on your plate there, son!"

by paulpaxman January 21, 2010

teabugger

A right wing operator who gets caught with his pants down while trying to do the dirty in a public official's orifice; oh, I'm sorry, office.

Them teabuggers was pretty dumb if they thought they could just walk into Senator Landrieu's office and ask to fix the phones.

by paulpaxman January 27, 2010