the frost is on the pumpkin

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.

When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!

by paulpaxman September 04, 2009

SMEGMA

Acronym for Some Men Egregiously Go Mansplaining Everything.

~ "My boss at work is always taking a really long time to tell me stuff I already know. Really wastes my time and I'm getting SOO sick and tired if it!"

~ " Yeah, he's a real SMEGMA, ain't he!"

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

by paulpaxman January 10, 2017

precariat

Containing the meaning of and combining the two words precarious and proletariat, we arrive at a new word which aptly describes the job insecurity our current generation of graduates must deal with.

While the Wall Street fat-cats toast each others' success with champagne above the fray, the NYPD pick off the precariat protesters with pepper spray in the streets below.

by paulpaxman October 02, 2011

all ate up

horny for, crazy about, consumed by (especially with passion), intense (also intent on!), not easily distracted (from a goal)

That buck had them does in his sights and he was all ate up for them!

by paulpaxman August 20, 2013

a frothing

Collective noun for a group of conservatives.

A frothing of conservatives came out to follow the candidate after he asked for their support against what he called an onslaught of communists.

by paulpaxman August 14, 2012

slut license

A prescription for birth control pills.

The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.

by paulpaxman December 18, 2013