FL

Condom. Short for "French Letter," a term used for condoms by soldiers during the two Worlds Wars in Europe, but almost never spoken in full.

Spoken as ef-el.

I don't wanna catch the clap but I'm plumb out of bloody FLs.

by paulpaxman September 05, 2009

all ate up

horny for, crazy about, consumed by (especially with passion), intense (also intent on!), not easily distracted (from a goal)

That buck had them does in his sights and he was all ate up for them!

by paulpaxman August 19, 2013

frothing

Collective noun for a group of conservatives.

A frothing of conservatives came out to follow the candidate after he asked for their support against what he called an onslaught of communists.

by paulpaxman March 04, 2012

slut license

A prescription for birth control pills.

The current crop of misogynist politicians consider any prescription for birth control pills to be little more than a slut license, in effect giving young women permission to be promiscuous.

by paulpaxman December 18, 2013

fingertrip

A search through online engines from a computer keyboard or other electronic keypad.

Oh, Caroline? She's off on another one of her fingertrips through Google...

by paulpaxman November 28, 2012

Negelect

To vote against a candidate.

I'm going to vote to negelect the Republican Presidential candidate.

by paulpaxman August 12, 2012

Linen Cabinet

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.

We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.

by paulpaxman November 15, 2016