Petunia

1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.

"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"

by Miss Liv Ashlyn March 18, 2009

Petunia

A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.

Who was the priest at your funeral

Oh, it was Petunia

by MuffinHaver March 14, 2021

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

Petunia

The most sassy, hateful, mother like human in the world. Usually has the voice of a five year old brat but tries to be loving. She may also go by Brianna or Breanna.

Person 1: Hey petunia!
Person 2: I'm Breanna
Person 1: Whatever you say Petunia!!

by Kill myself pls June 10, 2018

Petunia

It is simply another word for a dick.

Your such a fucking petunia!

by Not a petunia October 13, 2016

Petunia

A girl who is really funny but who you are also ALWAYS concerned for. You better watch her or you'll end up hearing the deepthroat song over over and over again. But Petunia always has Gucci.

Petunia, what are you looking up? How do you know this?

by Karahballa October 3, 2018

petunia

1. a flower of the purple color
2. british slang for "great"

Person 1: That was a petunia cup of tea
Person 2: Righto, mate!

Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some

by marcus4321 December 4, 2011