foglu

FOGLU (fawg-lu):

Acronym for "fell/fall on ground laughing uncontrollably".

Happens in moments of extreme hilarity.

LOL to the power of 100.

A person might foglu because of something another has said.

Often proceeded by the words 'totes magotes' to show that it was a legit foglu and not just a stupid, plain-old 'lol'.

Forms: foglu, foglues, foglu'd, fogluing, fogluer (noun)

OMG dude, it was so funny! It made me foglu!

Man, it was hilarious! I totes magotes foglu'd!

Bro! She thought I was so funny! I totally made her foglu!

Oh sure! He foglues all the time! What a laugh!

Guy, you shoulda seen it! He was fogluing like there was no tomorrow.

He was rolling on the ground. What a fogluer!

by Bick Nessey June 29, 2011

fogle

v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.

"Yo, Joe, Jerry Sandusky is a total scumbag. He ruined a lot of people's lives. I don't care if he gets fogled in prison for destroying so many innocent lives." Also: "Man, that kid overcharged me at the sandwich shop. I totally got fogled."

by Prankster October 1, 2015

Jared Fogle

A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.

Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.

by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015

Foglebyte

1 Foglebyte ≈ 5 Terrabyte

The amount of cp that gives you a 12 -year prison sentence

I guess Jared won't be able to go to subway any time soon 'cause he just got busted for owning one foglebyte of cp

by Jesus_Crust August 23, 2021

fogcutter

An alcoholic beverage which, when consumed at a quick pace, leads to near-immediate loss of memory, disorderly conduct, and indiscriminant sexual encounters. Prolonged consumption may result in lunacy, marijuana and other drug addictions, departure onto the Bones Gate FSP, or degradation into a soil.

Also known as: cutter, (u++er, cooter.

I drank five fogcutters at BG last night...damn I blacked out hard. Apparently I hooked up with a grim chick, hosed her bed, tried to steal one of Chi Gam's tables and then got caught by H-Po. I woke up naked in a jail cell with a guy named Bruce asking me if I'd meet him at the truck stop on I-91 tomorrow night. I hitchhiked back to Hanover after stealing some cardboard from a nearby church, and then had another cutter when I got back to BG.

by nehdi August 6, 2004

Folusho

A sweet, caring, loving and pretty female. She's shy, and an introvert. Although she loves to have fun. There is never a dull moment with her. Whenever she's upset, people tend to misinterpret her attitude, what they fail to understand is that she is a sweet and loving soul. And really funny

Folusho hates people who talk about her when she is not around, say it to her face!

Let's go have a drink with folusho

Folusho is really an angel, she supported me all through

by Berlah February 6, 2020

foluke

Foluke are tall, intelligent and beautiful individuals. If u meet a Foluke, don't let her go,they bring good luck everywhere they go. They're God's very own.

And if you happen to marry a Foluke, you have just hit the jackpot!
"Oh look,I found a quarter." "The Foluke spirit is definitely with you."

"Who's that pretty girl?" "She's definitely a Foluke

by mcknight101 August 1, 2014