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Acronym for "fuck me or fuck off". An attitude in which if a person is sexually attracted to someone else, they either want to be dating/having sex with them or not associate with them at all, because just being friends isn't good enough.
1. "I'm not doing that friendzone shit, Modwina. fmofo"

2. "So I told Gretchen I don't feel like dating so now she's giving me the cold shoulder. She's such an fmofo."
FMOFO by slasher666 March 5, 2016
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Fofofu is slang for FOrm FOllows FUnction. It is mistaken for a rebellion against capitalism, but is really a formula used by people to live more efficient lives. It's a philosophy that prevents money from being spent on totally ego driven, useless things and spends it on purposeful things like food, shelter, furniture, etc.
A sales dude at the wheel shop had convinced me to spend 10g's on a set of bling 26" wheels and tires but my girlfriend whispered fofofu into my ear, and I saved the 10g's for a downpayment on a house.
Fofofu by SDAI-Tech1 February 4, 2009
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Foofoofnik 

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.
Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!
Foofoofnik by Blumpette December 9, 2018

fooforaw 

The naked man's appearance on the crowded dancefloor caused a fooforaw.
fooforaw by boxedangel May 18, 2009

Little Bunny Foofoo 

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.
Buffalo Bill had a crazy little bunny foofoo in silence of the lambs.
Little Bunny Foofoo by Jake June 30, 2004

fofoloanca 

in Romanian means pussy ( pizda ) but without the negative conotation. It is a bit archaical and not very frequently used. It's rather rural than urban!

Stai cu fofoloanca la soare!
means ad-literam:
You're staing with your pussy to the sun - you do nothing, you're wasting your time.

Vrei fofoloanca?
means
Do you want my pussy?
fofoloanca by galapagos September 28, 2006
Adjective used to describe anything that is just a little to frilly, fancy, or "upper crust". Things that are foofoo might also be a bit on the delicate side, or too elegant by half, or even offensively fruity. Spoiled little lap-dogs, $1000 designer handbags, and pink capri pants worn by men all qualify as foofoo. Volleyball, a lightweight game - not a "sport" - played by athletic girls and openly gay men, does not qualify as foofoo.
"I just saw Mrs. Vanderbilt buying a Gucci sweater for her poodle. The whole scene was so foofoo."
Foofoo by Corralejo99000 May 28, 2013
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