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Fuck Off and Figure it Out. Get the fuck out of my face, get your shit together, and don't come back until you know what you're fucking doing.
Hey Caley, I'm sending your expense report back to you for the 5th time. Please fill out the sales tax column directly from the itemized receipts as per the form instructions. There is no tax on tips. This hasn't changed since the beginning of time. #FOFO
#FOFO by Fearghus October 22, 2017
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When a person thinks they are posting images of delicious and tempting food products, but instead are just annoying the hell out of everyone on social media by being constantly obsessed with their daily meals.
So, basically everything this girl devours is #foodporn. She should get some new hobbies.
#foodporn by artisan2534 March 11, 2015
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Being 'so fortunate' for something
This camping trip was so much fun #sofo for nature and great friends
#sofo by DeeMoney June 2, 2015
A group of inbred halfwits probably responsible for the downfall of FOMCC . Funny they are not.
#FOHOC by King_Slayer 39563725755 September 8, 2019
That feeling of relief received from alleviating the craving of hunger or thirst by some food or drink that is either delicious, clout building, magical, euphoric, beautiful to look at, or comforting.
I used to get my #foodfix from velveeta shells and cheese. Now I get it from a bone-in ribeye.
#foodfix by chefjoshkatt July 26, 2011
When food is so good looking you orgasm in a spot. Not to be used with just any photo of food. It has to look so good that Stevie Wonder himself goes, "Damn, that looks good" If used on a photo of food that isn't mouthwatering orgasm inducing, then you're just an asshole and should be kicked in the shin and stabbed with a fork multiple times. Multiple times.
Me: "That kid just posted #foodporn on something made with ramen noodles, what the fuck."

Henry: "I'll get my stabbing fork."
#foodporn by Stonefinjay April 30, 2015
We went to In and Out Burgers and had a serious #foodgasm after the show.
#foodgasm by Lilliput April 16, 2015
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