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Dancefloor 

A hilarious song by Maroon. My cousin and I made it up. Inspired by Legos.
Me: You like to poop on my floor!
Anna: Dancefloor
Both: The Dancefloor
Anna: Dancefloor
Both: The Dancefloor
Dancefloor by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Dancefloor Digout 

When you're at a club grinding on a female and you fingerblast her.
"Damn Chris you were so drunk last night..."

"I know I was grinding on Amy so hard during 'Get Low' I ended up giving her a Dancefloor Digout!"
Dancefloor Digout by @DanW24 March 12, 2010

Dancefloor dick slapper 

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.
" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

dancefloor banking 

Dancefloor banking is where drunken online banking is done to release money for the night. Always regretted in the morning.
"Did some dancefloor banking last night, took an extra £100 out"

dancefloor handy 

My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.
dancefloor handy by La-a Laker January 13, 2013

dancefloor killer 

a dj that mix shitty music and makes all the people leave the dance floor to do something else
dude#:1the party was awesome everybody was dancin like crazy till "Dj shit" arrives putting his shitty breakcore

dude#2:"dj shit" is always the dancefloor killer
dancefloor killer by Aeonion March 25, 2009