Blumpette's definitions

Gylombardo

Someone who overeats and has massive love handles hanging over their belt. They may not even be able to see their genitals when they look down.

Keep eating like that and you're going to become a fat gylombardo! Sure, have some more Kentucky Fried bockbock.

by Blumpette December 14, 2018

Foofoofnik

Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.

Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!

by Blumpette December 9, 2018

Sqump

A squirting dump.

Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!

by Blumpette December 9, 2018

Dirtbed

The place one goes to take a dirtnap.

Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.

by Blumpette December 14, 2018