4 definitions by Blumpette
Generally speaking, an old, wrinkly, long-lobed, snow white haired person that drives way too slow in the left lane, that's oblivious to all else around him or her.
Jesus Christ, look at that foofoofnik driving so slow, they can't even see over their steering wheel!
by Blumpette December 10, 2018
Someone who overeats and has massive love handles hanging over their belt. They may not even be able to see their genitals when they look down.
Keep eating like that and you're going to become a fat gylombardo! Sure, have some more Kentucky Fried bockbock.
by Blumpette December 14, 2018
by Blumpette December 10, 2018
Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.
by Blumpette December 14, 2018