flurpee 

The sexual act of slurping diarrhea out of your partners asshole.

Dude, my girl gave me flurpee last night. My anus has never felt so clean.

flurpee by GrodyBrody June 20, 2014

Flurpe 

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

Flurpe by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010

Furpeezed 

when you fart,burp,sneeze at the same time

Man i furpeezed so hard i think i have i concussion

Furpeezed by Mr.Nic3guy January 24, 2011

flurple 

crazy-like, wierd-ish.
synonym of trippy.
craaaaaaaaazy.

duuuude, that is soo flurple.

flurple by kishaq42 January 10, 2009

Flurper 

A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.

Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"

Flurper by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

flurpes 

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

flurpes by Dezman January 9, 2020

Flurper 

A homosexual male that sucks his own semen out of his partner's anus.

"Get away from me you damn flurper". OR "I'd like to flurp the shit out of that guys ass".

Flurper by Mike Garcia May 26, 2006