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The sexual act of slurping diarrhea out of your partners asshole.

Dude, my girl gave me flurpee last night. My anus has never felt so clean.

flurpee by GrodyBrody June 20, 2014

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Flurpe

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

Flurpe by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010

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Furpeezed

when you fart,burp,sneeze at the same time

Man i furpeezed so hard i think i have i concussion

Furpeezed by Mr.Nic3guy January 24, 2011

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flurple

crazy-like, wierd-ish.
synonym of trippy.
craaaaaaaaazy.

duuuude, that is soo flurple.

flurple by kishaq42 January 10, 2009

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Flurper

A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.

Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"

Flurper by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

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flurpes

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

flurpes by Dezman January 9, 2020

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Flurper

A homosexual male that sucks his own semen out of his partner's anus.

"Get away from me you damn flurper". OR "I'd like to flurp the shit out of that guys ass".

Flurper by Mike Garcia May 26, 2006

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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