7 definition by KentuckyFriedDickin

a website that's a goddamn heaven for kids cause only like 5% of the games actually have math and the teachers be thinking he's doing education like a good little child

A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.

When your bitchass sister pretends to hit you in the face, but then stops at the last minute.

songs from the 70's that your dad is likely to turn all the way up and yell the lyrics that you can't hear because the guitars are like 100 decibels.

A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.

someone who works at mcdonald's and they are really annoying and get angry at you for no reason. Everyone has met this kind of person at least once in their life.