Flurpe 

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

Flurpe by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010

flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

Three and Fourpence 

Alluding to how messages get misheard and distorted when passed down the line from one person to another. Similar to the "Telephone" game in the United States and a less racial version of the British phrase "Chinese Whispers" or the French "téléphone arable".

A story from WWI has it that the important message "Send reinforcements, we're going to advance" was passed along a series of radio operators from the front until it became "Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance".

I wasn't there myself and so this could all be a bit three and fourpence, but let me tell you what a friend of a friend who was there told him that she said...

Three and Fourpence by Stefan not Stef June 23, 2018

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Florpendorp 

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.

Florpendorp

Florpendorp by MMWS May 16, 2009

Flurbenfline 

An incredibly rare substance obtained from the Gummy Planter in the hit Roblox MMORPG Bee Swarm Simulator. Only one in flurbenflinillion players have ever gotten this item.

"its flurbenflining time"
flurbenflines the universe.

Flurbenfline by ar_eal_beegamer February 4, 2023