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flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on
I have bad flurpass right now
flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018
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A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).
John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!
Flurpe by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010
The sexual act of slurping diarrhea out of your partners asshole.
Dude, my girl gave me flurpee last night. My anus has never felt so clean.
flurpee by GrodyBrody June 20, 2014
A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.
Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"
Flurper by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.
Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.
flurpus by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019
another word for flower.
yea, i sent sally some flures for valentines day.
flures by buggergirl July 6, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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