flurpes 

Some sick herpes infected motherfucker who also has the flu!

I can’t believe John has the flurpes

flurpes by Dezman January 9, 2020

flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

Flurpe 

A cold sore (Herpe) that is brought on by a sickness (Flu).

John: Holy crap! Look at the size of that Herpe on your lip!

Larry: Its a cold sore! I have the Flu, dick!

John: Oh, your right thats no Herpe! Its a Flurpe!

Flurpe by SofaKing444 March 31, 2010

flurpee 

The sexual act of slurping diarrhea out of your partners asshole.

Dude, my girl gave me flurpee last night. My anus has never felt so clean.

flurpee by GrodyBrody June 20, 2014

Flurper 

A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.

Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"

Flurper by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

flurpus

A reference to the sound your ass makes when having heavy diarrhea.

Man, that taco bell order made me do a flurpus.

flurpus by A Pig's Butchery December 3, 2019

flures

another word for flower.

yea, i sent sally some flures for valentines day.

flures by buggergirl July 6, 2005