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Flurper

A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.
Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
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Flurper

A homosexual male that sucks his own semen out of his partner's anus.
"Get away from me you damn flurper". OR "I'd like to flurp the shit out of that guys ass".
by Mike Garcia May 26, 2006
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Fluppernutter

The act of taking a loaf of bread, having sex with it, and sometimes eating your tasty treat.
I was very lonely last night, and somewhat hungry, so i grabbed me a loaf of bread and made myself one hell of a Fluppernutter.
by TheTrixRabbi October 11, 2006
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flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.
Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?
by Nick July 25, 2003
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flurberries

flurberry - a wonderful thing/ flurberries - wonderful things
Love is flurberry! Children are flurberries.
by PixieTaurus May 13, 2010
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FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"
I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.
by TbagMartin March 23, 2010
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Flurker

Noun, A fake lurker, someone who comes into a Twitch channel with only the intention to watch the stream but ends up chatting with everyone.

Originally occurred in Gabriel & Dresden's stream where a user came in for the music but ended up chatting, he was called out as a fake lurker, a flurker, and Dave called him out and made the word famous. It has drifted to other rooms since.

Also, noun flurk - someone who is a fake lurker,
adj. flurking - the act of being a fake lurker, and
verb. flurked - having been a fake lurker.
@silent_bob is such a flurker, he always wants to listen to music while he works but he ends up talking to everyone.
by mildoc October 12, 2020
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