2) Used in place of the name of any STD or multiple STDs. In order to convey this meaning accurately, one must hold both hands out and wiggle all 10 fingers independently while saying the word "duuudes".
3) Used to replace just about any noun in the English dictionary, similar to the way we use the word "stuff".
1)
a) "She kicked me in the duuudes".
b) "I got her to suck on my duuudes"
2)
a) "Be careful with her. I hear she's got duuuded".
B) "Oh man, this sucks! That hooker gave me duuudes!"
3)
a) "Hey honey, don't forget your duuudes that you left on the table"!
b) "I've gotta stop by the bank and withdraw some duuudes".
c) I'm hungry. I've gotta stop at McDonald's and get me some duuudes".
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.