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Flurtle
A hybrid between a lamb and a turtle, making a fluffy turtle. Flurtles are among the cutest and fluffiest of all animals. They're very silent and they spend most of their time smiling. Their fluffiness is irresistible and they like making people smile.
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flurple • Flurpleyigajif • furple • Flurgle • flarple • flurble • Fourple • Flumplen • Flumplenook • Flurpe
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flarple
not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down
flarple by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008
Flurgle
verb - To act or speak in a manner consistent with the onomatopoeic quality exuded by the very word; Flurgle.
Don't you hate it when you've just finished eating, and the person you're with decides to start talking to you? Namely, when they haven't quite emptied their mouth of the food they just chewed on, creating a "flurgle" sound with every-single-syllable they heave out..
Flurgle by Strange Blue Objects August 12, 2006
Furple
When someone likes someone else romantically. This is not a big as a crush, but more then just friendship
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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