flurmk

The name for the male genitalia of the people of the Monsters Inc. universe. It is unknown if Mike Wazowski or Sully possess these organs, as we do not know if they are concealed, like in animals, or "out in the open", like in humans.

Succ meh flurmk, and maek it feel hawt

by anonymous October 27, 2017

flurk

Fake lurker. Used in the context of Twitch. Someone who intends to lurk, but ends up chatting. Could also be someone who says they were going to lurk, but knew they'd chat the whole time.

@elevvenmusic, you flurking? You said you were busy and now you are blah blah blah.

by bweagle October 11, 2020

Flurk

To fake lurk, when you intend to really lurk but end up continue to chat on Twitch and spam emotes anyway.

Look at Bweagle he said he was going to lurk but nope he's flurking.

by MrsYorl October 11, 2020

Flurkey

Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!

by Jake November 24, 2003

flurking

( Fl-UR-KING) (verb) the act of stalking and or creeping on someones facebook wall and/or photos .

My good friend Alyssa was sitting in class today flurking it up with some bitches

by Kush N Bush 4 All November 12, 2011

flumkin

(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin

Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.

by Master Exploder 69 March 1, 2009

La Flurke

The art of flicking a persons ear that has the rare skin disorder known as Ehlers Danlos, in a repeated fashion, while screaming "La Flurke!!!!!"

"My father would always La Flurke me when I was younger."

- Joe Zambetti (A real Ehlers Danlos victim)

by Stretchierer March 24, 2010