flurmp

The act of tying hotdog into a knot.

I flurmp too hard sometimes and I can’t untie it.

by Monstermash634 July 26, 2024

flurmp

Tying a hotdog into a knot

Do you want to flurmp at my house later?

by Monstermash634 April 19, 2024

flumpf

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

flurpass

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

by C n A June 11, 2018

flumpels

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

Flumpy

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019

flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017