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Intentional misspelling of make.
Used primarily in the leet community to get respect.
From Google: LOLOL I am teh drunk and I maek teh funnie
maek by Sven Z Nilsson September 19, 2007
Words you can keep
Pronounced: 'mack' unless you're a cute Danish girl and then you can pronounce it any damn way you please.
Origin: Sound of a whining duck likened by a friend of mine to our German/Irish flatmates incessant complaining and sponging.
Later, through massive repetition, taken, begrudgingly at first, into the hearts and vocabularys of friends and pub mates.
Why?: It's basically another word for bullshit, but you can say it in a funny way, like a duck, or in a derogatory way, like if the person talking is such a dickfuck twat that you can't be fucked to glass them, yet still feel the need to express your feelings.
Also useful as a word in a sentence when you can't think of the right one, or just as punctuation or to keep strangers away, people that might be getting too close, starting to see the mask slip. Sorry, where were we?
"Chris, come on, look at this mess - I've been at work all day, been shopping, and you promised you'd wash up and make the bed. And the wet cloths are still in the washing mashine!"
"Maek maek."

"So I was going down the shops and I saw Brian and he was like the usual you know, maek maek."
"Same old Brian."
"Yeah..."

"Alright Chris, how's tricks?"
"Oh, the usual maek."

(Good looking friend of a friend, aquaintance, whatever - nice arse, she comes along and goes to take one of your cigarettes without asking, just giving a cheeky grin. And you, quick as a fox, snatch the packing and bark "maek" in her face.)
Hang on... is this why I haven't been getting laid much lately?

maek by Sigoejner September 28, 2006
Related Words
maek Maeko maeka maekaela Maekaila Maekayla Maekaylee maekee Maekelle maekiko
Widely regarded as the best player to ever touch a basketball. He is also bigger, faster, stronger, and has more overall talent than Ethan Loew.
Wow! Did you see that amazing dunk by Maek?

It seems as if Maek never misses when he shoots!
Maek by NBAFan010203 November 28, 2020

Maekayla 

Beautiful, intelligent, fun to be around. The most gorgeous human being on earth. A loving, and loyal person. She will trust you once you open up to her. She is a caring person. She loves to do fun things. She's outgoing, she's got amazing eyes. She's easy to befriend. She's got a great future ahead of her. She's very bright. She's always colorful, never dull.
Maekayla's the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen!
Maekayla by MaekaylaMinieeFan January 19, 2013
Maekyla ( Ma-ki-la ) is an uncommon name, but one who was given such a precious name oughta be thankful. Maekyla’s are extremely smart. They are also very, very, attractive. Maekyla’s can put a smile on your face at any moments! They also give amazing hugs.
“Maekyla looks so beautiful today!”
maekyla by x_Catastrophe January 1, 2018

Maekaila 

Maekaila is a very hot chick. All the guys want her. Her hair is gorgeous short and long. She's cute down to every freckle. She's extremely sensitive and insecure, but we all look past that. She cares about everyone, including her phone. She's an over all popular girl, but she's popular for the way she treats others. Everyone loves Maekaila, and those who don't are just jealous. She wears make up, but she doesn't need to. She can be sarcastic, but we love her for it. She has no butt, but her personality makes up for it. She's skinny as crap, but not unhealthy looking. She's smart, but she has her stupid moments. She can be influenced easily, and she's wonderful at sports.
Brittany: Maekaila is my best friend, and I wouldn't change that for anything.

Crystal: She's amazing. We have so much in common.

Brett: I'd tap that.
Smart loyal and intelligent person that everyone wish they had
All hoes are wanna be’s and try to be like maeka
maeka by Monkey stocks July 26, 2021
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