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(n) - when one receives a blowjob while checking their facebook, similar to a blumkin
Guy One(Douchebag): Dude I had like a hundred notifications on facebook the other day, I'm so cool.

Guy Two: Did you get a flumkin?

Douchebag: No...

Guy Two: Then fuck off.
by Master Exploder 69 March 01, 2009
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The act while taking a shit on a boat and reciving a blow job
Man my wife gave me so many flumkins on that cruse, it was amazing
by Always_That_Guy June 17, 2008
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