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Noun, A fake lurker, someone who comes into a Twitch channel with only the intention to watch the stream but ends up chatting with everyone.

Originally occurred in Gabriel & Dresden's stream where a user came in for the music but ended up chatting, he was called out as a fake lurker, a flurker, and Dave called him out and made the word famous. It has drifted to other rooms since.

Also, noun flurk - someone who is a fake lurker,
adj. flurking - the act of being a fake lurker, and
verb. flurked - having been a fake lurker.
@silent_bob is such a flurker, he always wants to listen to music while he works but he ends up talking to everyone.
Flurker by mildoc October 12, 2020
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Someone who goes onto an opposition website or forum with the express intention of causing furore for their own gratification
That guy that come on our forum more than his own to wind us up.
Aye the boys a flurker!!!
Flurker by BigMc1965 May 28, 2011
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A Facebook lurker. Somebody who will like all your statuses and comment on all your photos. Shady character, possibly slightly mentally unhinged.
Piss off Sam, you're such a flurker
Flurker by Flappy 09 March 22, 2011
Someone who sits in a chat channel, usually a sexual one not talking. They are a flurker. They are said to be fapping and lurking at the same time. So a flurker.
"This channel is dead, 60 people, no chat. Must be all flurkers."
flurker by Mr_DM January 1, 2012

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Goober Fluker 

A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.
Wow, that was funny! You are a true Goober Fluker. Actually!
Goober Fluker by Carlosspiceyweiner December 7, 2018
A lucky fucker

Used to describe a lucky mother fucker
I can’t believe he won the lottery he’s a flukker
Flukker by Dumb high schooler April 24, 2019
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