flormic

noun
floral formal picnic

I ate a free meal at flormic on Sunday.
Flormic is going to be a blast.

by Onederful1 May 23, 2018

formication

To feel like there are bugs crawling all over you.

I hate the feeling of formication...oh wait, this isn't formication! I am sitting on an ant hole! Eek!!

by Aly March 26, 2005

floricide

killing of flowers, also mass murder of our little petal-ed friends. Can be used in the fashion sense or just referring to harming people dressed up or in flowers. Also what the fairy equivalent of Hitler is guilty of.

Latin origin-->Flora meaning plants;the ending -cide coming from caedere, meaning to kill.

the little girl was seemingly unaware of her many crimes of floricide

"Jen's wedding was like a second floricide"

"chicks dig floricide, they think it's romantic"

"That shirt is guilty of serious floricide"

Dude1: "Dude, i just wanna go out and commit some floricide!"
Dude2: "Totally! Let's get wasted. I'll get the weed and gardening tools!"

by ossum-o-possum April 12, 2010

Formicophilia

the fetish of having small insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached. Entomophillia is the wider term for those who find sexual pleasure with a range of various insects rather than ants alone.

to have formicophilia you must seriously fucked in the head

by mofo2575 October 30, 2008

Formica Management

The management fault of appearing outwardly sophisticated, but underneath having the competence and substance of chipboard.

"They're a whacky company to deal with, but they've got Formica management"

Also used as "formica" to define similarly flimsy people, enterprises or governments.

ie "George Bush has a Formica administration"

by T I M April 26, 2007

Formic

The insect-like alien race from the Ender's Game series.

"The whole human race, Bean, that's what this test is about. Because the Formics-" "The Buggers," said Bean. Like most street urchins, he sneered at euphemism.

by Demoteus September 24, 2005

Formicophiliac

A person (creep/stalker/e.t.c) with the fetish of having small insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached. Entomophillia is the wider term for those who find sexual pleasure with a range of various insects rather than ants alone.

also see hemonecroformicophiliac

Being a Formicophiliac is not ok! see your doctor today! (or psychiatrist) o.O

by ORC_ASM June 13, 2011