Formic 

The insect-like alien race from the Ender's Game series.

"The whole human race, Bean, that's what this test is about. Because the Formics-" "The Buggers," said Bean. Like most street urchins, he sneered at euphemism.

Formic by Demoteus September 24, 2005

Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

Alien Fornication by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

formidababble 

outstandingly good speechmaking / a portmanteau derived from ‘formidable’ and ‘babble’

They say the President writes all that great rhetoric himself, not wanting to rely on the formidababble of professional speechwriters.

formidababble by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 5, 2012

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

Formidable Foe 

One scary fucker.
Never mess with one of these

You're quite the "Formidable Foe"

Formidable Foe by elbadimroF June 7, 2018

formication 

To feel like there are bugs crawling all over you.

I hate the feeling of formication...oh wait, this isn't formication! I am sitting on an ant hole! Eek!!

formication by Aly March 26, 2005