Florici 

Kind, passionate and dedicated. Fierce but in a good way. Never backs down from a challenge, and manages well!

Florici is the best friend i could ever ask for!

Florici by kaila12345 June 30, 2022

Floridian tail pipe 

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

Floridian tail pipe by Beckerman May 14, 2010

Florecita

1. Spanish for little flower
2. A woman who is beautiful inside and out. From time to time she'll show signs of low self esteem even though she is loved by all who meet her for her kind heart, her friendship that she so freely offers to anyone that wants it, her positive outlook, her strong family values, great cooking, mad skills on the dance floor, and ability to make anyone smile. She is someone that you are lucky to have met. Never let her go.

The woman who won the humanitarian of the year award is a total Florecita.

Florecita by nodbates August 30, 2013

Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.

"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"

Floridian Predators by Pill Collins January 12, 2010

Floridian Popsicle 

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

Floridian Popsicle by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

The Floridian Fruit Sack by Benourtney October 13, 2012

floridian 2 week notice 

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

floridian 2 week notice by PJS May 14, 2006