Formica 

The best boyfriend ever to exist, sweet, kind, caring, and cute (also a counter top company)

Christian Formica is the loooove of my life

Formica by Unknown123456789jhsgzs October 30, 2019

Formica 

Short Italian Singer Running Around In A Scottish Kilt And A Blonde Wig

chrissy: was that formica i just saw in that kilt i made for him?

Monica: yeah you know how that italian is, btw how was ur vocal lesson with him this week?

Formica by NigelaSkiddie October 15, 2008

Formica 

A person who is willfully ignorant, stubbornly misinformed, and overly confident in their misguided beliefs, often aligning with MAGA ideology. They blindly worship an "orange god," dismiss facts and logic, and ironically try to imply that others are stupid while showcasing their own lack of critical thinking.

Joe called me an idiot because I wouldn’t sign his petition to replace public schools with 'Patriot Training Camps' where kids learn how to mine Bitcoin for the orange god’s 2028 campaign—he’s the ultimate Formica.

Formica by Tabortico January 21, 2025

Formica 

The act of worshipping a self-serving orange piece of trash to convince yourself and others that you "own the libs" when in reality the libs know you're actually sub-average intelligence and lack critical thinking skills.

That guy over there tried to formica me when he claimed that a nazi salute is nothing more than a roman salute and that I see nazis everywhere, however even the nazis said it's a nazi salute. I'd suggest he read up about it but he likely doesn't know how to read. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Formica by Tabortico January 21, 2025

Formica Management 

The management fault of appearing outwardly sophisticated, but underneath having the competence and substance of chipboard.

"They're a whacky company to deal with, but they've got Formica management"

Also used as "formica" to define similarly flimsy people, enterprises or governments.

ie "George Bush has a Formica administration"

Formica Management by T I M April 26, 2007

Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

Alien Fornication by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020