floppopotamus

The creature most students turn into for the first few days of summer directly after final exams when all you do is get high at home alone and avoid standing except when absoloutely necessary.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you planning to do after exams are over?"

Person 2: "Probably sit at home for a couple days just bein a total floppopotamus."

by stressedgradstudent June 11, 2011

Fappopotamus

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

ploppopotamus

a montrously large, single-piece turd

i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me

by keith-tastic April 22, 2008

Flippopotamus

A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.

My old boss at Walmart is the epitome of a flippopotamus. To make matters worse she was woke a.f.

by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Sloppopotamus

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.

Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?

by John Unger January 3, 2019

Sloppopotamus

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

sloppopotamus

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

by sloptard March 17, 2011