Flopopotamus 

One who flops their limbs in a cute way, usually in the early morning or late at night.

Boy: hunny stop being a flopopotamus so we can bang

Flopopotamus by Megaustcronyd August 12, 2013

Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

Flippopotamus 

A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.

My old boss at Walmart is the epitome of a flippopotamus. To make matters worse she was woke a.f.

Flippopotamus by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

slopopotamus 

(noun) A girl who's so drunk that she turns into a sloppy hippopotamus, knocking over everyone and everything.

"When Dina walked out the club, she turned into a slopopotamus!" -The Situation, Jersey Shore

"This gay bar is full of slopopotamuses. Who let all of these women in here?" -Uncredited

slopopotamus by Jolifer March 5, 2011

flutopotamus

A fat slut who doesn't care about who she has sex with as she as at the bottom of the sexual food-chain. As she is often turned down, she continues to hunt using her fat as a weapon.

i would never have sex with that flutopotamus! are you crazy amy?!

flutopotamus by smelly_girl November 14, 2011

slopopotamus 

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

slopopotamus by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

Slopopotamus 

Someone who is very sloppy or messy

"Ryan is so drunk right now"
"I know, what a slopopotamus!"

Slopopotamus by Nikkix92 December 5, 2017