Definitions by keith-tastic

vanilla merry-go-round 

when 5 or more people are arranged in a circle, the first person ejaculates into the second's mouth, who then ejaculates into the third's mouth and spits the first person's cum into the third person's mouth, and so on. This is repeated until the quantity of ejaculate is such that it is impossible to fit any more in one's mouth.

After an engaging dinner party, resplendent in fine cuisine and witty banter, Rex and Judy invited their guests to partake in a vanilla merry-go-round. The evening was a success!

vanilla merry-go-round by keith-tastic January 14, 2009

Ledger

a ploy used by film studios to increase the box office draw of their movies by killing the star.

Exec: Dude, this new Soulmen movie sucks, I say we Ledger it.
Lackey: "Ledger it?"
Exec: yeah, we'll kill Hayes and Bernie and we'll have so many oscars we'll be shitting statues!

Ledger by Keith-tastic October 16, 2008

strike at the fudge factory 

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

strike at the fudge factory by keith-tastic May 22, 2008

ploppopotamus 

a montrously large, single-piece turd

i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me

ploppopotamus by keith-tastic April 22, 2008

adjunkst

when you adjust your junk

oh man, my shit was all twisted and when i went to adjunkst myself it looked like i was groping myself

adjunkst by Keith-tastic March 31, 2008

redude 

any action taken by a man to regain his manhood

"man, i had to watch a chick flick with the old lady last night, i need to go seriously redude myself"

redude by keith-tastic January 18, 2008