Flippopotamus 

A morbidly obese Karen. A flippo is slang for someone who freaks the fuck out. Potamus is the last half of hippopotamus. A large grumpy, smelly, angry African big game animal.

My old boss at Walmart is the epitome of a flippopotamus. To make matters worse she was woke a.f.

Flippopotamus by M_Dubz152 June 27, 2023

Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

floppopotamus 

The creature most students turn into for the first few days of summer directly after final exams when all you do is get high at home alone and avoid standing except when absoloutely necessary.

Person 1: "Hey, what are you planning to do after exams are over?"

Person 2: "Probably sit at home for a couple days just bein a total floppopotamus."

floppopotamus by stressedgradstudent June 11, 2011

Flippapotamus

When your big boned friend flips with ease underwater.

Jake went down the beach and was a total Flippapotamus...

Flippapotamus by Mr Happy Klopp May 9, 2021

Flopopotamus 

One who flops their limbs in a cute way, usually in the early morning or late at night.

Boy: hunny stop being a flopopotamus so we can bang

Flopopotamus by Megaustcronyd August 12, 2013