Sloppopotamus

Is a incredibly drunk person that turns into a retarded dinosaur raptor with there hands postured in front of there frail chest. These individuals are usually frail to begin with and once they get drunk they tend to fall face first down staircases.
Hey Nell’s do you think Kevin will turn into a sloppopotamus if he drinks the liquor tonight?
by John Unger January 03, 2019
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Sloppopotamus

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus
Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus
by NewfieKane March 14, 2011
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Sloppopotamus

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!
by Infamous252 March 05, 2011
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Sloppopotamus

Look at Nick Lesson and his soggy short stack. He's such a sloppopotamus
by The Walrus89 October 27, 2011
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sloppopotamus

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.
Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.
by sloptard March 17, 2011
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sloppopotamus

someone who drinks until blacking out, usually spotted falling over, half asleep but still trying to talk but only mumbling vulgarity, typically quite the whore and can be spotted dancing around with her crusty panties hanging out that she has worn the past week. May or may not be fat like a hippo but deffinately the grimiest bitch at the party.
guy 1: what was that girl I just danced withs name I think it was kerryann or some shit like that.

guy 2: who cares bro she was a complete sloppopotamus
by kurbyy October 31, 2011
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