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Its a term often used when a group of people (Mostly males) pull out their penis's and compare them to one another to see who's got the biggest.

Old lady: "Hey why are these boys pulling out their penis's in front of each other??"

Paul: "Ohh nah dont worry mate, they r probably having a 'Flopoff'."

flopoff by Italian Powerhouse April 7, 2008

Words you can keep

flipoffism

The practice of regularly employing the bird to express emotional content.

She is a dedicated practitioner of unharnessed flipoffism and clearly doesn’t care who is offended.

flipoffism by Dr Bunnygirl April 3, 2019

Related Words

flopoff • flooffy • flipoffable • flipoffism • flofoffle • Flooff • floof.fnaf • Flip off • Floof Fansen • flop of bollywood

Flooffy

Super fluffy and furry that it's puffy.

The monkeys were flooffy .

Flooffy by Lilly Lisabeth April 13, 2017

Flop off

To stand with a group of males and compare length

This will not be decided tonight unless we have a flop off

Flop off by Bigdave1983 May 23, 2008

flipoffable

What someone becomes when they do something so egregious that they deserve to get the finger/the bird.

"Hey, you just gave that guy the finger, what'd he do that was so flipoffable?" -Howard Shoelson

flipoffable by Caitlandiaaa September 16, 2017

flofoffle

1 male plays with his foreskin and uses his other hand to play with another man's penis while a girl uses 2 fingers on each hand to finger bang both the males anus

Howdy boss,what happened when you took that girl home from the club last night.
It was insane! her boyfriend followed us to my house and we ended up doing a flofoffle.

flofoffle by positive.positions03 June 4, 2021

Flop off

A game used to determine anything the involves, The flipping of pancakes consecutively as many times as you can, the first person to let it flop on the ground loses. The pancakes are then compared and bonus points are give for depending on the size of the pancake. (larger = more points)

1. Dammit He beat me in the Flop off he must be better than me

2. The flop off was over shortly his pancake was much to small to count

3. He's going to win the flop off look at the size of his pancake

Flop off by 1HappyCamp-R March 10, 2013

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026