Flooter

Like a scooter, but it floats on water and transports HUMANS.

When they see me on my flooter, no one can resist me.

by Ledzz_ September 8, 2016

Flooter

Like a flutter, but on the fitba.

Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then

Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am

Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv

(roflcopter)

by ginsprettymuchamazing April 1, 2009

Flooter

Flappy cooter

Dude my grandma has a flooter

by Phatcashkathy January 30, 2020

flootered

Extremely drunk

Dude I was so flootered last night

by DucksJustCuz98 March 17, 2017

flooter

an imaginary place between the taint and butthole that is not fun

"ahhh Jeremy kicked me in the flooter!"

by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019