Flooter 

Like a scooter, but it floats on water and transports HUMANS.

When they see me on my flooter, no one can resist me.

Flooter by Ledzz_ September 8, 2016

Flooter 

Like a flutter, but on the fitba.

Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then

Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am

Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv

(roflcopter)

Flooter by ginsprettymuchamazing April 1, 2009

Flooter 

Flappy cooter

Dude my grandma has a flooter

Flooter by Phatcashkathy January 30, 2020

flooter 

an imaginary place between the taint and butthole that is not fun

"ahhh Jeremy kicked me in the flooter!"

flooter by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019

Floater Friend 

A floater friend is someone who knows a lot of people but isn't really close with any of them. A lot of the time floater friends feel left out as all their friends prefer someone over them. They tend to 'float' around different friend groups

Marnie: I hate being a floater friend. I feel so left out, you know?
Jack: "Huh? Oh sorry I was talking to Andrew"
Marnie: :(

Floater Friend by DanceDance003 January 6, 2023

Social Floater 

A person who generally alternates between social groups, never fully forming a permanent position in any of them. An extroverted loner; always has friends, but rarely close ones.

John: I was hanging out with Leslie at chess club today!
Eric: I thought she was friends with the athletes?
John: She’s a bit of a social floater.

Social Floater by Psychedelic surfer December 8, 2020

floaters 

those little random shapes you see, ghost~like in appearace, some are beyond the center of the field of vision~when you try to see them, they move around & change shape! Everyone has them.

These dang floaters are driving me batshit crazy!

floaters by Starchylde June 9, 2015