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Dumpy angry little creatures possessing a child like view on the world. To the Resist, the internet is serious business. The resist takes any comments made against it personally and will behave like a whiney little bitch stamping its e-feet and flapping its e-arms whilst having a real life tanty in a simliar fashion to a toddler not getting its own way. This behaviour will carry on for days, weeks, months with the creature exhausting itself over petty little things. Fortunately, these creatures are easily dusted under the carpet.
Dude thats a large looking child. Nah dude, thats a Resist.
Resist by largeEE April 24, 2008
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resist the urge 

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.
"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

Resist Liberal 

38-54 year old white urbanite Democrats. They hate Donald Trump and probably stan Obama and Kamala Harris. They make Cheeto jokes and call 45 the "former guy". The kind of person who finds Sarah Cooper funny. Though their political opinions may be sound, these types of Libs are second to no one in how annoying they are.
"Why on earth is he watching Stephen Colbert?"

"He's a resist liberal."

"I see. I hope he gets better soon."

Resist joke 

a joke based off of something sexually attracting or something just sexual "RESIST JOKE"
post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
Resist joke by yng mickey October 1, 2021

resist The Mist 

Many have tried. Few have succeeded. See also "Misti-fied".
It ain't easy to resist The Mist!
resist The Mist by 8six753oh9 April 5, 2003

Resist/Flame

An item in Phantasy Star Online, which is often used in sentences that make one laugh, kind of.
Please don't yell at me for that... *equips resist/flame*
Resist/Flame by DLG June 29, 2003

Resist Game 

The sexual act of one of the partners resisting the other partner while he/she tries to have intercourse with her/him. This is usually done when the one partner wants to act out a rape fantasy. The other partner usually becomes very frustrated and very forceful.
Dude, last night this girl and i were going at it hardcore and then she started playing the resist game with me! It was HOT!
Resist Game by zackeroni March 12, 2010
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