flootered 

Extremely drunk

Dude I was so flootered last night

flootered by DucksJustCuz98 March 17, 2017

Love flustered 

A term for when you act stupid, flustered, go blank, or most when your IQ dips into single digits due to infatuation.

A good example of this phenomenon is when you meet a good looking girl and all you can say is " hum erm guh duh"

" hum erm guh duh" was all that love flustered greg could get out when he met melody

Love flustered by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019

Flustered 

Shocked and embarrassed, or shy

“My crush literally just came up to me and gave me a hug…I was so flustered I almost screamed”

“Yea when he kissed me my heart started beating so fast and I couldn’t stop blushing, I think I was flustered.”

Flustered by Saddbitch.org February 4, 2022

Flustered 

Embarrassed or blushing

“The girl was flustered after what her boyfriend said to her”

Flustered by Mcdaddydoo November 27, 2021

third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

Fanny Flustered 

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.

Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.

Fanny Flustered by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009