The beautiful Floofer is an endangered species native to the island of Wallendalia. Located between the frigid continent of Antarctica and the scorching Australia. In a spectacular representation of evolution, the Floofer can rapidly change and shed its coat to adapt when it crosses the border between the extremes of hot and cold of the two halves of the island. The Floofer lives to be about thirty years old, and can be colors ranging from green, red, blue, yellow, or a combination of either. This incredible species will grow to be at least 4 feet in length and has the body structure of a lion, with the back legs of a kangaroo and the head of an emperor penguin. It is estimated that there are only about 1,000 Floofers left alive.
" Hey do you see that floofer being ridden by that Zwergal?"
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Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit.

Kevin Floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. He was a true Floofer.
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On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.
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That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.
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Margaret is a floofer, because she inserts marshmallows into her ears. Some floofers are far worse.
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