Floofer

An animal or thing that's fluffy and soft

Look at that little floofer I want it

by KGlonn November 7, 2015

Floofer

The beautiful Floofer is an endangered species native to the island of Wallendalia. Located between the frigid continent of Antarctica and the scorching Australia. In a spectacular representation of evolution, the Floofer can rapidly change and shed its coat to adapt when it crosses the border between the extremes of hot and cold of the two halves of the island. The Floofer lives to be about thirty years old, and can be colors ranging from green, red, blue, yellow, or a combination of either. This incredible species will grow to be at least 4 feet in length and has the body structure of a lion, with the back legs of a kangaroo and the head of an emperor penguin. It is estimated that there are only about 1,000 Floofers left alive.

" Hey do you see that floofer being ridden by that Zwergal?"

by TeddybearHulk November 15, 2017

Floofer

A man that fluffs his chest hair out the top of his shirt. A Floofer

Burt Reynolds in Smokey in the Bandit.

Kevin Floofed his chest hair proudly before leaving his house. He was a true Floofer.

by Bella December 6, 2003

Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

by Vektor December 9, 2003

Floofer

A man or a woman that is ultra New-ager. Like coaches, self proclaimed gurus/ teachers of "Spiritual" subjects. They usually call themselves magicians, mystics or gurus.

This guy is such a floofer trying to teach ancient Egyptian mysteries.

by MazziD July 21, 2022

Floofer

A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!

That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.

by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016

Floofer

a feminine male; gay homosexual; a real fruitcake; a fag

"Wow dude that kid is THE biggest floofer!"

by Bobby and Chris February 28, 2005