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get serviced, get laid, in dominican
tragando seco, loca por conseguir un tiguiero que me floje pero rapido
floje by johnbarry225 June 15, 2010
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A square, someone who is not with it. Combination of "flop + dope" = FLOPE.
In the song "Big Name Button" by the Royal Teens, they sing:
"...you're a flope and you aren't in the club." (if you don't have a big name button, which was all the rage in the late 1950s.)
Flope by Ed 'Kookie' Byrnes January 13, 2010
Related Words
flojectile floje Flojeraaches Flome flope Flopera flojo Floke floner floe

Flore G. 

Flore is obviously a girl. She’s tall and her body is perfectly fine! She has straight blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. When she smiles it lights up the whole room. Her voice is like a symphony and is perfect in every way. She’s smart and very very talented. Actually the words to describe her perfection aren’t even existing so I am trying my best to describe her the way I see her. Flore is like a sunrise at the beach or the mountains with the most beautiful colours you can imagine. She’s like your favorite song which you are listening to the whole day on repeat. She’s like your favorite book and even tho you know every page the story is still beautiful. She’s like a bottle of water after a long and hot summer day. She’s the one flower in a field of flowers you would pick up to bring it to your one true love. She’s perfection. If Flore is your friend or (if you are extremely lucky) your girlfriend, you are the luckiest person on earth because even if i have never kissed her i know she’s the best kisser and lover on her own beautiful way. She’s not always easy but she deserves the deepest and purest love so please be kind to her!
Flore, you are amazing
„Look at this beautiful girl! I wonder who she is“
„Oh that’s Flore G., the most beautiful girl i‘ve ever seen!“
another word for loser
Dude: I just got braces isnt that cool
Chick: You are such a Flope

or

"this party is such a Flope"
Flope by simonexxskittles August 5, 2009
A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters
Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?
floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020
Pronounced flow-pell, is the art of accidentally tripping and falling in such a manner that you are subsequently propelled into another dimention. Flopelling, although uncommon, can only happen to females of hispanic descent between the ages of 11 and 63.
Juanita: Gurlllll I could really use some taco's right about now, i'll buy!
Paola: Sounds SUPA tasty cholita homie gurl.
Juanita: *BZRTYZT*
Paola: Damn gurl! Why you gots to flopell on me like that?!
Flopell by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

Flopedian 

Adjective

Where someone constantly thinks of everything as a joke/makes joke that are unfunny or no one laughs at despite the comedic intention.
"Flop" as the jokes, well, flop as how unfunny they are.
"edian" comedian,play on words.
"He/She is such a flopedian, none of his jokes are funny"
"He/She is such a flopedian, I wasn't making a joke but they took it as if it was"
Flopedian by Lego man² January 15, 2021
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