by Noah beast August 27, 2007
by BrendanGB October 7, 2011
A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.
Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
by IseWise March 27, 2013
by ma++ October 26, 2006
by AFMG July 12, 2006
while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. ALSO know as a floating boner.
by floner1234 July 9, 2012