flextitude

A huge triumph through the unlimited power of flexing.

"laugh along with me on this journey, this journey of flextitudes!"-Lord Nux

by amortal October 15, 2020

flattitude

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.

Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"

by moisays April 15, 2017

Festitude

Your attitude about a party or festivity

They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year

by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

flatitude

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are

GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!

by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

Flattitude

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.

While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.

by elKeitho May 26, 2016

Flatitude

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.

That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.

by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018

flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014