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flattitude 

The attitude that objects which are scientifically proven to be 3-dimensional are actually 2-dimensional or flat.
Jack: "Look at that planet, it is sooo spherical!"
John: "No, I believe you are wrong! It is obviously flat!"
Jack: "Dude, your flattitude is showing!"
flattitude by moisays April 15, 2017
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Festitude 

Your attitude about a party or festivity
They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year
Festitude by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

flatitude 

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are
GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!
flatitude by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

Flattitude 

That grateful feeling when your flatulence doesn't leave a surprise in your shorts.
While stuck in traffic, Dave gave a sigh of flattitude when the fart was only a fart.
Flattitude by elKeitho May 26, 2016

Flatitude 

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.
That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.
Flatitude by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018

flatitude 

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.
I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.
flatitude by LisAwesome January 22, 2014