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a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are
GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!
by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.
I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.
by LisAwesome January 21, 2014
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The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.
That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.
by Racquet Smasher May 21, 2018
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