flatitude

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are

GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!

by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020

Flatitude

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.

That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.

by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018

flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014

Flatitude

a joke that falls flat, a stale joke.

I was asked not to repeat the blonde joke in my set. It's a flatitude!

by Peskip March 21, 2026

Rectal Fortitude

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

fatitude

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.

That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.

by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

fearitude

Word made up by the character "The Janitor" from the NBC hospital based sit-com Scrubs. The word is said by Bob Kelso in season 5 episode 24 when he is blackmailed into announcing on the hospital PA system that he is afraid of the Janitor.

Bob Kelso: "...so, please join me in basking in the glow of the Janitors awesome... *pauses* ...this isn't a word?!"

Janitor: "Read it!"

Bob Kelso: "Fearitude. Goodnight."

by Alan May 24, 2006