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flatitude 

a state of mind where one's life revolves around talking about how flat they are
GOD!! Dumbo has some real flatitude problems! It's all she talks about now like can she shut up?!
flatitude by SquitartedSyd March 10, 2020
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Flatitude 

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.
That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.
Flatitude by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018
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flatitude 

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.
I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.
flatitude by LisAwesome January 22, 2014
a joke that falls flat, a stale joke.
I was asked not to repeat the blonde joke in my set. It's a flatitude!
Flatitude by Peskip March 21, 2026
Da one north-and-south navigational measurement dat is present on non-spherical planets.
Folks who still stubbornly believe dat we live on a pancake-shaped Sun-satellite often display quite da "flattitude" when identifying da supposedly-single "flatitude" on their disc-configured maps!
flatitude by QuacksO August 30, 2026

Rectal Fortitude 

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.
The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

fatitude 

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.
That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.
fatitude by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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