Flextigue 

The exhaustion or weariness that results from constant exposure to people bragging or showing off, especially on social media.

After scrolling through Instagram for an hour, I felt a wave of flextigue hit me—everyone's perfect lives were just too much to handle.

Flextigue by uhTipy August 17, 2024

flextitude

A huge triumph through the unlimited power of flexing.

"laugh along with me on this journey, this journey of flextitudes!"-Lord Nux

flextitude by amortal October 15, 2020

feetigue 

feet + fatigue = feetigue.

tiredness of the feet, presumably from being on them for a long time or after vigorous excersise.

paul: cor, that (insert arbitrary distance here) (insert arbitrary method of foot related motion here) was tough.

john: i know, i feel a bad case of feetigue coming on.

feetigue by rhubarbjelly September 14, 2009

feedtigue 

The tired feeling you get from the point at which you scroll down to the posts you've already seen on social media

Ugh, I've already seen these, such feedtigue

feedtigue by Burntmark August 18, 2017

Flextime 

A benefit that an organization may offer its employee's that allows them to choose work hours that harmonize with life activities outside of work.

Hey Honey, with the flextime this new job offers, we can make love before we pick up the kids from school!

Flextime by QuadX November 16, 2010

Ftextiquette 

Person who takes way to long to reply...

Kate: So what did he say?
Jan: He's ftextiquette...
Kate: Oh to bad....

Ftextiquette by gowithaflow October 6, 2016