Fles

A grammar nazi, someone who changes or corrects poor grammar

someone keeps changing all the jokes on Sickipedia. He's a right nobby Fles

by St!cky August 20, 2008

Fles

typically used as a verb meaning to really screw something up big time.

Could also mean that someone is being very very dorky

"Wow, Maddy, you really flesed up that corner kick!"

"Wow, you are such a fles! I don't even want to be seen in public with you!

by majorpayne16 March 11, 2009

Fleș

Fleș is the best noob ever.

Nu știi sa te joci, ești nub ca Fleș

by Lissa16 November 22, 2021

Cur Fles Testis?

Latin phrase which means "Why do you cry, witness?" but also means "Come in penis, testicle" when transliterated to Bulgarian.

Latin Teacher: Cur fles Testis??
Bulgarian student: But we barely know each other ma'am!

by Vizantieca November 1, 2010

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

by msdee December 16, 2016

flesh chimney

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

fleshmometer

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

by JohanMack February 20, 2018