flesh wound 

when one's arms and legs have been chopped off, but pretends that it is not so, as in monty python.

"'tis only a flesh wound!"

flesh wound by msjazz April 2, 2006

flesh wound 

A term for the female genitalia, implying that it looks like a large wound.

"I just blasted a load in your mom's flesh wound"
" I ate her flesh wound"

flesh wound by Ear to the street. February 19, 2010

just a flesh wound 

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

just a flesh wound by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017

Its nothing but a flesh wound! 

When "The king of the Britain" cuts off the black night's arm, from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

"Your arm's off!"

"No its not!"

"Yes it is."

"Its nothing but a flesh wound! I've had worse!"

Its nothing but a flesh wound! by Munchy101 February 11, 2010

Open flesh wound 

Another word for #vagina

Daniel Sloss whilst streaming on Twitch (in a Scottish accent): were you trying to say open flesh wound or the word vagina, because where I come from the words open flesh wound are used to mean the word vagina.

Open flesh wound by Bah Zah February 1, 2021

Hello fresh wound 

A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit

What happened to you Bert, you've Burns all up your arms?

Its nothing. Just a Hello Fresh Wound

Hello fresh wound by Berty777 May 27, 2022

arse like a fresh bullet wound 

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.

Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound

arse like a fresh bullet wound by grandslam90 January 12, 2009