Fleș 

Fleș is the best noob ever.

Nu știi sa te joci, ești nub ca Fleș

Fleș by Lissa16 November 22, 2021

Fles 

A grammar nazi, someone who changes or corrects poor grammar

someone keeps changing all the jokes on Sickipedia. He's a right nobby Fles

Fles by St!cky August 20, 2008

Fles 

typically used as a verb meaning to really screw something up big time.

Could also mean that someone is being very very dorky

"Wow, Maddy, you really flesed up that corner kick!"

"Wow, you are such a fles! I don't even want to be seen in public with you!

Fles by majorpayne16 March 11, 2009

Cur Fles Testis?

Latin phrase which means "Why do you cry, witness?" but also means "Come in penis, testicle" when transliterated to Bulgarian.

Latin Teacher: Cur fles Testis??
Bulgarian student: But we barely know each other ma'am!

Cur Fles Testis? by Vizantieca November 1, 2010

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

flesh chimney 

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

fleshmometer 

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

fleshmometer by JohanMack February 20, 2018