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fleshdog 

thee hottest, finest, and best emo editor tbh 🤷🏾. they will surprise you in many different ways but they’ll make you feel like you’re on a cloud just by existing. although be mindful, they like raw meat i’m afraid.
omg fleshdog’s edits are so scary and cool i want them to be my partner right now!!
fleshdog by beyoncé’s baby mama November 21, 2021

fleshdog 

thee hottest, finest, and best emo editor tbh 🤷🏾. they will surprise you in many different ways but they’ll make you feel like you’re on a cloud just by existing. although be mindful, they like raw meat i’m afraid.
omg fleshdog’s edits are so scary and cool i want them to be my partner right now!!
fleshdog by beyoncé’s baby mama November 21, 2021

fleshdog surprise 

A fleshdog surprise is what happens when you do a handstand with your homie and shit while pointing your asscrack parallel with the floor and then have your friend lay the turd between your cheeks like a hotdog wiener between the buns then piss on it. Serve Warm
"dude, I helped my friend prepare a fleshdog surprise yesterday!"
"Oh shit! Howd it taste?"

flesh dog 

The act of treating a woman's vagina like a hot dog bun.
She wouldn't let me hump, so instead we played flesh dogs for a half hour.
flesh dog by Chris March. February 1, 2009

fleshlog 

huge penis
she swalloed my fleshlog whole.

My fleshlog is similar in size to a yule tide christmas log

My fleshlog got stuck in her bearded axewound
fleshlog by gdano December 14, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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