flapid

A floppy flacid Penis. When the going gets tough. You gotta go rough. When your shlong ain't too long.

God Dammit Johnny, why are you flapid?

by flipid flapid fucker February 27, 2017

Flapid

Someone who blows a flacid

Priest looks like a flapid today.

It is flapid our today.

by The Zonib Language October 3, 2020

Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

Flapiano

An Italian woman's vagina that possesses large flaps (labias).

I was in Italy last summer and I experienced plenty of flapiano.

by Big Freaken Daddy August 22, 2012

Flapiche

Generic term for if you're not sure if your favourite bakery product is a flan, a pie, or a quiche

Hi there, could I order that delicious flapiche please.

by spamulaspam January 26, 2019

flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Mid flacid

The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape

Yo that mans bumped into Emily, he’s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard

by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018